Update on the wacky stuff going on around the world

The investigation into the Boston bombings have implicated three additional actors in attempted cover up of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s involvement.  Robel Phillipos, a U.S. citizen and high-school friend of Dzhokhar, along with two other pals, Dias Kadyrbayev and Azamat Tazhayakov, both Chechen nationals, were arrested and charged with obstruction.  Now the focus has landed on the burka covered head of Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s widow, Katherine Russell.  It sure is looking like she knew about the brothers’ plans.  She had to know.  They built the bombs in her kitchen, for goodness sake!   Dzhokhar remains in a federal prison hospital.  Remember, he was all shot up and stuff before he was captured.  Got to get him all healthy before we put him on trial.

Tamerlan’s autopsy came back and he “apparently” died from being shot a few times and “blunt force trauma.”  Like we didn’t already know that?  Dzhokhar ran his big brother over with a damn SUV during his escape!  I’d say that could have caused a little bit of the blunt force thing.  His decomposing remains were claimed by some unknown “someone”.  BTW, Tamerlan?  The virgins left a note saying you were late, so they moved on to hook up with another mass murderer.

There’s been a new arrest in the Ricin attack plot.  I know!  I’m still in shock!  James Dutschke was arrested and charged with distributing the ricin laced letters.  He is an ex martial arts instructor and certified foe (stalker) of lawyer-groping Paul Curtis, the Elvis impersonator and initial suspect.

I see a really bad “b” movie in their futures.

North Korea has convicted (kidnapped) Kenneth Bae, a U.S. citizen, and sentenced him to 15 years of hard labor for “committing hostile acts against the government.”  Say what?  Whatever.  We’ll have to wait and see how he’s going to be used as a pawn to get something out of the U.S. – like long grain rice or Pampers or something.  They are also, apparently, continuing with their missile testing.  Bully middle-school-er, Un, has quieted down some of the rhetoric the past couple of weeks, but he’s not gotten any smarter.  Who knows what’s going through his little pea brain.  He needs to lay off the solo-shooter video games.

On the bright side, Israel conducted bombing runs into Syria.  Totally unannounced.  At least they didn’t call me first.  The U.S. is also considering some kind of  action against them.  There’s some proof that Syria has used biological weapons in their ongoing civil war.  Obama has made it clear that this would be a “game changer.”  There’s no public plan of what the action might consist of or how the game has changed.  I’m waiting  to get the highly anticipated answer out of the White House.

You know, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried!

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